Tees Maar Khan Dvd

Tees Maar Khan is a 2010 Indian Hindi-language heist comedy film directed by Farah Khan and produced by Twinkle Khanna, Shirish Kunder and Ronnie Screwvala. Being Khan’s only directorial venture without Shah Rukh Khan, the film stars Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif and Akshaye Khanna in the lead roles. Salman Khan and Anil Kapoor make special appearances in the film. The film was released on 24 September 2010, and is today primarily remembered for Kaif’s dance number, Sheila Ki Jawani. The theatrical trailer and title song of the film were released on UTV Motion Pictures’ YouTube channel on 4 August 2010 for promotional purposes. The trailer was premiered in theatres with Vipul Amrutlal Shah’s romantic comedy Action Replayy, also starring Kumar, and Rohit Shetty’s action comedy Golmaal 3 on 5 November 2010. The film, written by Kunder and his brother Ashmith, is an official remake of Vittorio De Sica’s 1966 Italian film After the Fox .

Plot

Commissioner Khadak Singh (Sachin Khedekar) is addressing an assembly of police officers, among whom is his junior accomplice, Inspector Jagtap (Vijay Patkar), over an occasion to celebrate the recovery of antique artifacts. Singh has his suspicion set on the Johri brothers, two Siamese twins, who have been in the eyes of the Interpol. However, as he explains, while Singh has the responsibility of transporting these artifacts to Delhi without any interruptions, he is clear that the Johri brothers will desperately find a way out, but each of the possible talented con artists and thieves they might choose has been ruled out through Singh’s efforts, and at that moment, he receives and spreads word that the third and final con artist, wanted criminal Tabrez Mirza Khan a.k.a. Tees Maar Khan a.k.a. TMK (Akshay Kumar), has been arrested at an airport in Paris, and is being brought to India.

While in the process of being deported back to India for him to be produced before the police and ultimately be sent to prison, Tabrez, completely handcuffed, is picked up by CBI officers Chatterjee (Aman Verma) and Mukherjee (Murli Sharma), who warn him that he won’t be able to escape from prison a 26th time around, but he laughs it off, claiming that he will go home and not to prison. Aboard the flight is aviation minister Pankaj Shukla’s daughter Malavika (Mia Uyeda), who gets into an argument with one of the flight attendants over the issue of her pet, Penny. The chief pilot tries to intervene but fails to settle the friction between the two. Tabrez uses this to his advantage by first jacking the cockpit on the pretext of using the washroom and later pushing an asleep Chatterjee’s leg out of seat, which results in the attendant unwittingly losing control and spilling a drink over Penny, causing Malavika to burst into anger, while the pilots come out to resolve the dispute, and discover, to the horror of both themselves and unwittingly the passengers as well, that the flight has been left in autopilot mode, and since the door is jammed, the flight could possibly crash land. The ensuing commotion results in a middle-aged woman aboard the flight seeking out Chatterjee and Mukherjee for help, but in the officers’ audacity to refuse, Chatterjee ends up unwittingly exclaiming loudly that Tabrez can open the lock. However, when Tabrez initially rebuffs the requests of the passengers, they, in all ire, free Tabrez from the two officers, and he, in turn, manages to open the cockpit for the pilots, thereby becoming a hero in the eyes of the passengers and is able to trick the police by poising, all dressed up, as a rich man.

Shortly after he relays this entire episode to his sidekicks Burger (Ali Asgar), Dollar (Dharampal) and Soda (Vijay Maurya), who have come to pick him up at the airport, Tabrez drives away and expresses his desire to go home and meet his mother and his girlfriend Anya Khan, but Burger reveals that Anya isn’t at home and has been shooting for a film titled “Sheila Ki Jawani”. Tabrez, visibly irked, decides to hijack the film’s shooting, and in the process, smashes the director on his head and drags her home. Anya protests, nearly exposing Tabrez in front of his mother, who is under the impression that he is a renowned film director himself. Chatterjee and Mukherjee appear at his house, but are thrown out by his mother and Anya.

Tabrez next makes a deal with the Johri brothers to hijack the train with the help of a few unwitting villagers, who he is supposed to trick into doing so and smuggling the goods into a truck for the brothers, by posing as an international film director. During one of the two meetings in which this is finalized, well known superstar Aatish Kapoor (Akshaye Khanna) arrives as a guest of honour at the local dandiya event where Tabrez and the Johri brothers are randomly chosen for the prize, but they are spotted by Chatterjee and Mukherjee and instead decide to flee by creating commotion, causing Aatish to storm out in anger. Tabrez finds that Aatish enjoys police protection and relays this information to the Johri brothers, who decide that they will be the producers.

Tabrez, Dollar, Burger and Soda manage to steal equipment from a film set where actor Chunky Pandey is shooting, and land up in a village called Dhulia, where the chief, Nana Ghanpule (Anjan Srivastav) and his blind associate, Subedaar (Avtar Gill) welcome him. Realizing that the train passes through the only track in Dhulia, Tabrez settles on the idea of directing his film there, and, posing as international director Manoj “Day” Ramalin (Akshay Kumar) the fair complexioned brother of award-winning director Manoj “Night” Ramalin, approaches Aatish, who agrees to the “Oscar-winning” project, despite the suspicions of his manager Bunty Baweja (Sudhir Pandey).

Tabrez comes up with the idea of a film centred in the pre-independence era, where Aatish would play a revolutionary, and Anya would play “Razia Sultana”, and both of them would protest against Britishers. Midway through, the negatives run out, and one of Nana’s associates (Shashi Kiran) overhears this, deciding to raise a few 5-6 lakhs of rupees for Tabrez and team. At night, since they have the keys to the local bank, Tabrez, Burger, Dollar and Soda decide to rob the bank, but even as the villagers “mistakenly” assume them to be robbers, their escape and attempts to dodge a ghost-figure leads both the gang of thieves and the villagers to a hideout deep in the forest where several children who went missing from the village are recovered from a gang of militants, after which the entirety of villagers bows in front of Tabrez, who realizes that he made a grave mistake trying to deceive the villagers. Humbled by their gesture of 5-6 lakh rupees as a means of arranging film equipment, he decides that he will leave behind part of the looted treasure for the villagers, even as he trains the villagers in acting, among whom is the local cop, Inspector Dhurinder (Arya Babbar), as the train has been delayed by a week.

With everything set in motion on the day of the hijack, trouble seems to brew with the arrival of Singh, Jagtap, Chatterjee and Mukherjee, even as Tabrez finds his mother joining in after finding out through the unwitting Anya. However, while he succeeds in tying up the four officers and escaping after successfully executing the entire caper, Singh recovers and slaps Dhurinder, informing the stunned villagers that the director who they met is a wanted criminal.

Along with his gang, Tabrez meets up with the Johri brothers and declares that he will leave behind a portion of the loot for the villagers, but the rather irked twins fool them and escape. Meanwhile, Dhurinder holds Tabrez at gunpoint until Singh arrives, and the entire village alter assembles with Tabrez against the officers in attendance, with the Judge (Viju Khote) deciding that only the guilt-ridden Tabrez be jailed, but while he misinterprets his sentence as that of 7 years, he is shocked to find that it is instead 60 years.

Outside the courtroom, Tabrez instructs Burger, Dollar and Soda to complete the film, titled Bharat Ka Khazana, and release it. At the premiere, he arrives handcuffed, but is found missing and thus escaped after Chatterjee and Mukherjee find Bunty in shackles instead. Singh realizes he has failed and is shocked.

Meanwhile, the Johri brothers are stunned to find Tabrez aboard their plane, with Burger, Dollar and Soda revealed to have hijacked it. Finding the twins adamant against his will, Tabrez throws them out with a parachute at their back. A song sequence in the end features Aatish finally receiving an Oscar award from the sensational actor Anil Kapoor, Anya endorsing a hair removal cream brand, Chatterjee and Mukherjee marrying each other, and the supporting cast and crew of the film receiving Oscars awards and dancing.

Cast

Akshay Kumar as Tabrez Mirza Khan a.k.a. Tees Maar Khan a.k.a. TMK / Manoj “Day” Ramalin
Katrina Kaif as struggling and aspiring actress Anya Khan, and Sheila in song “Sheila Ki Jawani”
Akshaye Khanna as Aatish Kapoor, a talented but greedy superstar who aspires for an Oscar award
Raghu Ram and Rajiv Laxman as the Johri Brothers, a pair of Siamese twins and international criminals wanted by the Interpol
Arya Babbar as Inspector Dhurinder
Sachin Khedekar as Commissioner Khadhak Singh
Vijay Patkar as Inspector Jagtap
Murli Sharma as CBI officer Mukherjee
Aman Verma as CBI officer Chatterjee
Shashank Vyas as a villager
Ali Asgar as Burger, Tabrez’s sidekick
Dharampal as Dollar, Tabrez’s sidekick
Vijay Maurya as Soda, Tabrez’s sidekick
Mia Uyeda in a special appearance as Malavika Shukla, aviation minister Pankaj Shukla’s daughter
Apara Mehta as Tabrez’s Mother
Anjan Srivastav as Nana Ganphule, the village chief of Dhulia
Shashi Kiran as a villager
Avtar Gill as Subedaar
Sudhir Pandey as Bunty Baweja, Aatish’s manager
Anvita Dutt Guptan in a special appearance as a press reporter at the film screening
Viju Khote as Judge
Vishal Dadlani in a special appearance as a film director in the song “Sheila Ki Jawani”
Manish Paul in a special appearance as Master India, the second alternative for the Johri brothers who was ruled out by Commissioner Singh
Anil Kapoor in a special appearance in the song “Happy Ending”
Salman Khan in a special appearance as himself in the song “Wallah Re Wallah”
Chunky Pandey in a special appearance as himself
Komal Nahta in a special appearance as himself
Sanjay Dutt as Narrator
Ishtiyak Khan as villager